We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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