Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think i have two assholes
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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