So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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