The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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