Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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