We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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