Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
