quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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