At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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