omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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