i already hear my dad disowning me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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