"it" just moved
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I smell like Dick and happiness
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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