never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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