everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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