I'm really into asian looking animals
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize