it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants