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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Sadly, she's the porn star that got away

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED

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• (925): View more from California

  But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....

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• (518): View more from New York

  Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants

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