dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling