I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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