Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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