I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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