Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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