You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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