sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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