He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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