Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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