there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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