don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize