your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My pussy is not your playground.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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