i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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