Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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