I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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