with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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