I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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