no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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