toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm drive I can fine osifer
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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