On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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