ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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