He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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