Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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