So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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