i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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