I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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