I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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