there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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