I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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