We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?