he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.