I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.