we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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