SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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