My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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