I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There are leaves in my underwear?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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