ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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