yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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