U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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