so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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