The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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