HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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