If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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