weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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